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# There are three fundamental truths: 1. Men are always right. 2. Women belong into the kitchen. 3. The Earth is flat. |
# There are three fundamental truths: 1. Men are always right. 2. Women belong into the kitchen. 3. The Earth is flat. |
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# What does the clever kalavan housewife do, if her husband falls down the stairs by fetching some potatoes out of the cellar? – She makes pasta. |
# What does the clever kalavan housewife do, if her husband falls down the stairs by fetching some potatoes out of the cellar? – She makes pasta. |
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# Jens comes home and yells "Moooom!" Jens' mother is upstairs "Don't yell. Come upstairs if you want something." "Jens stamps up the stairs |
# Jens comes home and yells "Moooom!" Jens' mother is upstairs "Don't yell. Come upstairs if you want something." "Jens stamps up the stairs to the first floor of the house. Jens' mother "Yes, Jens, what's up?" "Mom, look, I stepped into dog shit." |
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# The rules of Deathmatch in Ados City changed through the years. In the old days in the Ados Deathmatch Arena heroes had not to fight against mighty creatures but three heroes had to fight against each other, bringing any weapon of their choice and the only rule was that the first person to draw blood would win. One Day the first hero walked in with a badass chaos axe, the second hero walked in with a huge demon fire sword, and the third showed up with a red wax crayon. – After that day Thanatos and Thonatus decided to change the rules. |
# The rules of Deathmatch in Ados City changed through the years. In the old days in the Ados Deathmatch Arena heroes had not to fight against mighty creatures but three heroes had to fight against each other, bringing any weapon of their choice and the only rule was that the first person to draw blood would win. One Day the first hero walked in with a badass chaos axe, the second hero walked in with a huge demon fire sword, and the third showed up with a red wax crayon. – After that day Thanatos and Thonatus decided to change the rules. |
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# Fighting his way to the Orril Lich Palace a hero happen upon a warrior skeleton. They are fighting to the death. The hero falls down, and the warrior skeleton stands proudly before his fallen foe, with his majestic sword in hand. The hero grins and yells: "You won't finish me. You don't have the guts to do it." |
# Fighting his way to the Orril Lich Palace a hero happen upon a warrior skeleton. They are fighting to the death. The hero falls down, and the warrior skeleton stands proudly before his fallen foe, with his majestic sword in hand. The hero grins and yells: "You won't finish me. You don't have the guts to do it." |
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