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hi: Hello mate!

hi2: Hey mate! Do you've got a beer for me?

job: Oh, I'm not working anymore, I'm retired. I used to be a travelling entertainer. Now I just take care of my garden and watch the chicks. !me winks mischievously.

help: No, I don't need any help. I can take care of my garden myself. But I'd like to put an #offer to you.

offer: Sitting here so long made me thirsty. Tell you what, if you bring me a beer, I will tell you a #joke or a funny pun in return. How about that? Do you want to hear one?

quest: No, no, I don't have any quest for you, but I'd like to make you an #offer.

or better

quest: No, I'm sorry. But at the #museum they are constantly looking for new #exhibits. I bet this is exactly what you are looking for. !me smiles

joke: Not the world's best jokes, but mine are pretty amusing… mostly. At least they helped me make a living.

museum: It's on the other side of the town. A big, white, noble looking building. You can't fail to see it.

exhibit: I don't know what they do with all those things you heroes bring them. If you ask me, they either get robbed constantly or they sell them on the black market theirselves. !me looks conspiratorial. Or how do you explain that all those scoundrels in Faiumoni are carrying such good weapons.

beer given: Thanks for the beer! And here we go:

bye: See you later mate!