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# What do you call a big snarling polar bear that’s heading your way? – You don’t call it anything, you just run! |
# What do you call a big snarling polar bear that’s heading your way? – You don’t call it anything, you just run! |
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# Did you ever meet the cannibals from Athor? They really have strange habits and rituals. Do you know what's the first ritual of a cannibal wedding? – Toast the bride and groom |
# Did you ever meet the cannibals from Athor? They really have strange habits and rituals. Do you know what's the first ritual of a cannibal wedding? – Toast the bride and groom |
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# After a long hard day of mining in the Semos Mine, Barbarus falls flat on his bed around midnight. That’s when he hears a ghostly wail, “I am the ghost with the blue eyes.” The ghost with the blue eyes sees the man is unaffected and still lying there in bed, so he repeats, “I am the ghost with the blue eyes.” The man is still lying there in bed, so the ghost says it louder than the other times, “I am the ghost with the bl...” The man yells, “If you don’t shut up, you’ll be the ghost with the |
# After a long hard day of mining in the Semos Mine, Barbarus falls flat on his bed around midnight. That’s when he hears a ghostly wail, “I am the ghost with the blue eyes.” The ghost with the blue eyes sees the man is unaffected and still lying there in bed, so he repeats, “I am the ghost with the blue eyes.” The man is still lying there in bed, so the ghost says it louder than the other times, “I am the ghost with the bl...” The man yells, “If you don’t shut up, you’ll be the ghost with the black eyes!” |
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# There are three fundamental truths: 1. Men are always right. 2. Women belong in the kitchen. 3. The Earth is flat. |
# <s>There are three fundamental truths: 1. Men are always right. 2. Women belong in the kitchen. 3. The Earth is flat.</s> <i>Because Stendhal is a 2D world it's in fact flat, which makes the joke absurd.</i> [[User:Kribbel|Kribbel]] ([[User talk:Kribbel|talk]]) |
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# What does the clever kalavan housewife do, if her husband falls down the stairs by fetching some potatoes out of the cellar? – She makes pasta. |
# What does the clever kalavan housewife do, if her husband falls down the stairs by fetching some potatoes out of the cellar? – She makes pasta. |
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# Jens comes home and yells, “Moooom!” Jens' mother answers from upstairs, “Don't yell. Come upstairs if you want something.” Jens stamps up the stairs to the first floor of the house. Jens' mother, “Yes, Jens, what's up?” “Mom, look, I stepped into dog shit.” |
# Jens comes home and yells, “Moooom!” Jens' mother answers from upstairs, “Don't yell. Come upstairs if you want something.” Jens stamps up the stairs to the first floor of the house. Jens' mother, “Yes, Jens, what's up?” “Mom, look, I stepped into dog shit.” |
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