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==== The Two Old Guys | Farting NPC====

Two old men sitting on a bench. Names could be Hans and Franz or like in the movie [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083109 »The Cabbage Soup«] Claude and Francis. Hans lets regularly one off. Franz comments on that. Franz doesn't want to talk to the player. Hans talks a bit nonsense, talking about stories he doesn't know either or at least won't tell.

Every few minutes or so:

*Hans lets one off

*Hans farts that it thunders

*Hans breaks wind

*Hans lets it rip

And a few seconds later:

*Franz retches noisily

*Franz holds his breath and waves his hand before his face "Eek!"

*"You are such a stupid old fart!"

*"Judging by the smell you have to be dead already!"

*"Eek, that's disgusting!"

*"The next time you eat beans I will kill you."

*"Stop eating that dam cabbage soup!"

*"Could someone cram a cork into his ass, please!"

For a few seconds there should appear a message to the player that comes near or stands near Hans

"The air smells like an old man's fart. Is it magic?"

Hans:

"Oh, hello there."

(No matter which usual trigger (help.job,offer,quest) the player uses, Hans will say the following.)

"Have you ever heard the story of…"

* "…the dwarf that fell into the wishing well?"

* "…the ogre that found a fish pie in a hollow tree?"

* "…the gnome that begged the witch to turn him into a mighty bull elephant?"

* "…the pandas that planned to take over the world?"

* "…the clownfish that together with a surgeon fish searched the whole ocean for his son that got lost?"

* "…the leprechaun that forgot where he had hidden his pot of gold?"

* "…the brave chicken that killed the egg stealing hero?"

* "…the heroes that entered the Deniran Caves and found nothing?"

* "…the soldiers that entered the Semos Dungeon to be never seen again?"

* "…the band of orks from Kotoch that tried to cross the mountains of Ados in the winter?"

* "…the barbarian that dug a tunnel under the ocean?"

* "…the rotten zombie that slept in Ados Swamp?"

* "…the cannibal that had a lemon as his head?"

* "…the hero that learnt flying by reading a do-it-yourself book in the library?"

* "…the amulet that whoever it wore was able to understand the speech of all animals?"

* "…the rise and fall of the rat people's kingdom?"

* "…the assassins that secretly took over the whole Deniran Empire without anybody noticing?"

* "…the hero that became an eternal prisoner to hell's demons?"

* "…the fire elemental and the ice elemental that went on a school exchange programme to each others family?"

*NO -> "Me neither." Hans giggles ---> IDLE

*YES -> "Oh that's great because I forgot it. You should go and write it down." ---> IDLE

*Franz: What are you standing around here? Go and do hero stuff!

'You see an old Deniran citizen sitting on a bench.'

NPCs should always face in one direction and not turn when talking to a player.

??At 0_deniran_city (38,11)&(39,11), bench and more flowers around it??

??or 0_deniran_city_sw (45,11)&(46,11)??

body=0,dress=42,head=0,mouth=3,eyes=5,mask=0,hair=39,hat=0,detail=0

npc.setOutfit(0, 42, 0, 3, 5, 0, 39, 0, 0);

npc.setOutfitColor("dress", Color.GREEN); //needs import java.awt.Color;